Incident Report
Post your incident report of what is happening out there.
These reports can be anything from being at a show and seeing something funny happen, maybe a backyard party that got out of hand or was super fun, a car crash, cops hassling someone or even someone hassling the cops, just saw a movie that was lame or funny, being at a record store and seeing something cool, getting a bad pizza, seeing someone get thrown out of a store ….hopefully you get the idea, just anything. The incident reports can be both funny and informative. If you have a photo of the incident, put the link to the photo in here.
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I got stuck on the 10 freeway that was caused by the really bad accident and no car could move for hours. I got out of my car to walk to where I could get a donut and as I walk by one of the cars that was way ahead of mine a dude was getting a blow job by some secretary looking chick. After I got my stuff at the store and was walking back to where my car was and i saw the same two people talking to each other like nothing was going on. I wonder if someone else saw them. On the back of the car it said that it was a carpool car for some compnay.
So here is my take on Prop 8... true story.
Yesterday I was in at this little strip mall to go to this vitamin store. The store validates your parking for free 30 minutes otherwise you have to pay $2.00 for the first 30 minutes. With validation stamped on the card for the free 30 minutes, I had only been in the store for 20 minutes. I walked back to the car and then pulled out of my parking spot to get out of the parking structure. At this point I still have 6 minutes left. There are 2 cars ahead of me, but the car at the toll booth is still there... and this car had a big No on Prop 8 sticker on the back of his car. Well the dude in that car is still talking at the toll booth and then the guy in front of me honks and then the Prop 8 sticker car finally leaves. So I hear the guy in front of me is asking what was taking so long, the toll both guy says that the guy in that car was telling him about Prop 8 and to vote no on it. That guy paid his parking and left. So now I get up to the booth, give the guy the ticket and then ready myself to drive off when the toll booth guy sticks his head back in my window and says that I have to pay $2.00. I am all, WTF dude, I was here within the time limit. He said that I was 1 minute over and would have to pay $2.00. I told the guy that if he had not spent all that time talking to that previous car I would have been here within the time on my validation. The toll both guy says, "Sorry, I am just doing my yob".
So I essentially had to pay $2.00 for a guy to tell the toll booth guy about voting No on Prop 8. I have to say that I personally could careless who people marry, hang out with or whatever that is what freedom is about. However the guy with the huge No on Prop 8 sticker took away my freedom to keep 2 bucks in my pocket when I played by the rules, got my ticket validated, got in line to exit the parking structure within the alloted time. So I wonder if I should vote Yes on Prop 8 to let him know what having your personal freedom taken away is all about. So how is that for a fucked twist of how to vote.
This was a funny my space bulletin I saw that came from a band and it said this;
my so-called fiancee laid down a bunch of phony charges i will be arrested "no questions asked " in an hour. i love u guys. her name is xxxxxxxxx. a complete loser aand traitor .........she works at south xxxxxxxxxx.....make sure 2 put in a bad word so kindly..................
On a car ride to get some chinese food I was with a couple of friends and as we were at a red light, I was looking at the people at the bus stop and noticed a old man with really short shorts sitting down. I told my friends, we all took a look. And thought "hmm? those are really short shorts...is he even wearing shorts?" the man stood up and to our surprise he WASN'T wearing any shorts just a white shirt!
no one seemed to notice that this old man was half naked with just a shirt, socks and shoes!
one time i was hanging out with my friends and they started to beat me up and call me stupid because i don't like bob dylan! that guy sucks though! i hate bob dylan! they gave me a bloody nose and i had to get stitches on my forehead. but that's okay because someday they'll be listening to bob dylan and realize how horrible he is and they will kill themselves. i will be sad beause they are my friends but they beat me up so whatever. one time when i was sixteen i was at the galaxy and these creepy old guys tried to get me to go back stage with my best friend! they kept asking me oh do you like older men. they wanted us to "party" with angry samoans and the smut peddlers! we were like uh no way man. when i was like 12 years old i was in las vegas with my grandparents and there was this guy walking around in only a tiny t shirt and completely naked and his junk was all funky and he kept yelling who wants to be a millionare. then a black lady got off the bus and was like, boy where is your pants. lol. one time this guy tried to sell me a packet of oatmeal! what is that all about. i wonder.
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